Wednesday, April 9, 2008

MSword Animation

You need: Word 2000


Do the following :


1. Open a new Word 2000 document.


2. Type Bill Ggates

3. Choose Help, Show the Office Assistant.

4. You need to get Rocky(The Dog).If you don't have Rocky as your default, right-click on the assistant icon, highlight Choose Assistant, and click Next until Rocky shows up. (You may need to insert your Office 2000 CD at this point.)

5. Run Word's spelling checker by clicking the ABC icon in the toolbar, and watch Rocky react to his boss's name.

6. If Rocky doesn't do something cute the first time, perform the spelling check a few times.

To disable right click on your computer..!

* Open Registry Editor (use 'regedit' command in Run)
* GO THROUGH FOLLOWING PATH....
HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ Software \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Policies \ Explorer
* In right side pane create a new DWORD VALUE (Right click and choose New->DWORD value).
*Give 'NoViewContextMenu' as it's name.
*Set the value to 1.
*Now close the Registry Editor and Restart your system....
Now the right click is disabled in your computer.....Even the keyboard shortcuts also might not work.
To get the right click back....
* Open Registry Editor (use 'regedit' command in Run)
* GO THROUGH FOLLOWING PATH....
HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ Software \ Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ Policies \ Explorer
* In right side pane delete the DWORD value 'NoViewContextMenu'.
*Restart your system.
Now you got back your right click menu.

Mysterious Text Tricks..!!

You need: Microsoft Word 97, 2000, or Word 2002
or if other, just give it a try, dont worry..!


Do the following :


1. Word, select Tools, AutoCorrect. In the dialog box that appears, is the Replace text as you type box checked? If it isn't, check that box. Now you're ready to go.

2. Open a new document and type =rand().

3. Press Enter.

4. Watch the sequence of sentences appear, feel a chuckle coming on, and try to make sense of the repetitive text.

5. Experiment and change the amount of text by adding different digits, say, =rand(15,22) or =rand(50,50).

6.Watch the mysterious text appear again and feel more chuckles coming on.

Pop Up Banner On " Start Up "

This Trick pops up a Message Box on Start Up !


** You Must Have Administrator Priviledges !


Start>Run

type: regedit


This will open the ' Registry Editor ' !

Now,


HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\WinLogon


Now, on the right hand side :

Right Click>New>String Value


Name it : LegalNoticeCaption


Now, double click it and in value data feild write the text that you want in the title of the Message Box !


Now Again :

Right Click>New>String Value


Name it : LegalNoticeText


Now, double click it and in value data feild write the text that you want to display in the Message Box !

Make Freinds scare for VIRUS

Open notepad and type this:
lol=msgbox ("Warning a virus has been detected on your PC. Press YES to format your hard disk now or press
NO to format your hard disk after system reboot",20,"Warning")
Then save it as Virus.VBS
and go to the folder that contains it and open it if a window pops out saying a virus has been detected it's
working. Press yes or no to close the window and put it in the startup folder of the victim's account.
On startup the window should appear.
Note: This does not harm your computer as it does not contain virus.
The Yes and no button does not do anything except closing the window. And you can edit the virus in the
sentence: Warning a virus has detected on your PC to any kind of virus eg.Trojan Horse like this lol=msgbox
("Warning a Trojan horse has been detected on your PC. Press YES to format your hard disk now or press NO
to format format your hard disk after system reboot",20,"Warning")
Oh in between make sure your victim does not panic and really reformat his harddisk. hahaha

Rename a Series of Files

1.Open the My Pictures folder. (Click Start, and then click My Pictures.) Or open another folder containing files that you want to rename.
2.Select the files you want to rename. If the files you want are not adjacent in the file list, press and hold CTRL, and then click each item to select it.
3.On the File menu, click Rename.
4.Type the new name, and then press ENTER.


All of the files in the series will be named in sequence using the new name you type. For example, if you type Birthday, the first will be named Birthday and subsequent files in the series will be named Birthday (1), Birthday (2), and so on. To specify the starting number for the series, type the starting number in parentheses after the new file name. The files in the series will be numbered in sequence starting with the number you type. For example, if you type Birthday (10), the other files will be named Birthday (11), Birthday (12), and so on.

How to easily Boost Firefox Speed

i know most people have problems like "my firefox is too slow".

wel this is a way too boost you firefox speed, so you can enjoy the internet.


it's called Fasterfox and it allows you to tweak many network and rendering settings such as simultaneous connections, pipelining, cache, DNS cache, and initial paint delay.

Dynamic speed increases can be obtained with the unique prefetching mechanism, which recycles idle bandwidth by silently loading and caching all of the links on the page you are browsing.


it makes the loading time much faster so you can have more tabs open etc.

so here we go..


Step 1: Open your Firefox browser.


Step 3: Click Install Now and finish installation.


Step 4: What you have installed is called Fasterfox, it will improve loading times and comes with lots of other nifty features. Enjoy!


that was easy wasn't it?